Funky Items
I saw a lot of "funky item" lists on EarthBound.net, so I decided to make one of my own:
Gaia Fry-Bat of Kings-This has the powers of everyones best weapons. Anyone can use it. It's powerful, but weird looking.
Sharp, Jagged Piece of Metal-By far the most effective weapon.
Mase (pepper spray)-Blinds an opponent in combat. Can also be used as a condiment. One spray and you're south of the border!
Mr. Saturn Sock Puppet-When equiped, it's the same as a Mr. Saturn coin, except it attacks in battle (like King)!
Sword of Cings-Looks authentic, but upon closer inspection you'll notice that it says "made in Taiwan" on the hilt.
Bag of Bunnyite-Turns you into a bunny for one attack. It's kind of useless...
Illegal Fireworks-Jeff can use this. Does massive damage to every enemy. It looks cool too.
Chainsaw-Jeff can use this. It does massive damage to a single enemy. It's kind of messy though.
Skateboard-It's the same as a bicycle, except you can do cool tricks on it.
Cherry Bomb-Jeff can use this. Does medium damage to and enemy, but multiple ones can be thrown. They're really loud!
Bat With a Nail in it-It doesn't do a lot of damage, but it hurts a lot.
Wok-Paula can use this. I can't think of anything funny to say about this...
Apple-It's nutricious and delicious! It recovers about 20 HP.
Snack Pack-It's really yummy! Recovers about 5 HP. Just because it tastes good doesn't mean it's good for you. You'd be better off eating the apple.
Mr. Saturn Doll-When used in battle, it does nothing. It can be sold for a lot for some weird reason. I guess it's a collecters item.
I saw a lot of "funky item" lists on EarthBound.net, so I decided to make one of my own:
Gaia Fry-Bat of Kings-This has the powers of everyones best weapons. Anyone can use it. It's powerful, but weird looking.
Sharp, Jagged Piece of Metal-By far the most effective weapon.
Mase (pepper spray)-Blinds an opponent in combat. Can also be used as a condiment. One spray and you're south of the border!
Mr. Saturn Sock Puppet-When equiped, it's the same as a Mr. Saturn coin, except it attacks in battle (like King)!
Sword of Cings-Looks authentic, but upon closer inspection you'll notice that it says "made in Taiwan" on the hilt.
Bag of Bunnyite-Turns you into a bunny for one attack. It's kind of useless...
Illegal Fireworks-Jeff can use this. Does massive damage to every enemy. It looks cool too.
Chainsaw-Jeff can use this. It does massive damage to a single enemy. It's kind of messy though.
Skateboard-It's the same as a bicycle, except you can do cool tricks on it.
Cherry Bomb-Jeff can use this. Does medium damage to and enemy, but multiple ones can be thrown. They're really loud!
Bat With a Nail in it-It doesn't do a lot of damage, but it hurts a lot.
Wok-Paula can use this. I can't think of anything funny to say about this...
Apple-It's nutricious and delicious! It recovers about 20 HP.
Snack Pack-It's really yummy! Recovers about 5 HP. Just because it tastes good doesn't mean it's good for you. You'd be better off eating the apple.
Mr. Saturn Doll-When used in battle, it does nothing. It can be sold for a lot for some weird reason. I guess it's a collecters item.
