Comparing Real Life to EarthBound: Part 1
Well, this is my third article! Where have the time gone? I seem to be on a roll here. Well, as you can tell what this article is about... if you can't, then I pity you.
Comparing real life to EarthBound is not really a challenge. After all, we have a mayor right? Look at Mayor Pirkle. He is an one big inept* mayor, and did a good job of it. Which is similar to my premier, "Glen Clark". Quite idiotic, I assure you. Mayors often take the credit for which they didn't do, like busting a bunch of criminals hiding in a certain city, help the people that are NEEDY, or stop the local ruffians in the arcade. But you get the idea. Of course, there is only one mayor in the game, Mayor Pirkle. Maybe he is a premier like Glen Clark or a president like Bill Clinton. (Which is from two different country). Then again, they are also similar to real Mayors being concerned whether they will be Mayor again after the re-election. They love to lie like Mayor Pirkle about stopping the local ruffians in the arcade, when Ness was the one who did the work. That's about wrap it up for Mayors.
Now, how about those Managers at the theaters? They seem like cars salesmen, or cars saleswomen, alway lying through their teeth, pulling the wool over people's eyes, making contract that has a super small fine print concerning the payment or whatever. The managers has a special place for something special in thier heart or brain for that matter. The special something is... you guess it, money. Same with cars salesmen/women, only concerned with money. They'll go at any length to rip you off, like "bumping" off prices or telling you that the band will stay for a week. Of course, they seem reasonable people... if you bribe them.
Heh heh heh... who can forget the cost of things? The yo-yo for $219? Maybe that doesn't relate to real life. Remember, there are some store selling worthless things for over $100, like a Furby. Worthless, but expensive...
School, who can forget that? Ness is not in school while he was out saving the world... maybe that doesn't connect with the real world... but skipping school for some reason wouldn't be good. If you skipped school just to save the world, the teachers wouldn't care less if you had to save the universe. What about homework? Ness' mom said that she was doing his homework for him. Students have a way of conning thier parents into "helping" them. Ness' reason? Saving the world, of course. She would do it even though Ness was saving the world by playing a game. It happens.
Well, that about wrap it up. See you next time in part two. Hate-mails, flame mails, insults will be accept by my friend Tiny** with the metallic baseball bat over there. Complients, thoughts, disaggrement, debates, facts, correction, or proposal*** will be accepted by me.
Until then, watch for the Runaway Dogs... you'll never know if they bite you or not.
* = incompent, idiotic, moronic, and there is a picture of Pokey next to the defintion...
** = not really, I'm going to read it anyway so I can have my self-esteem shatter to pieces.
*** = not really.
Well, this is my third article! Where have the time gone? I seem to be on a roll here. Well, as you can tell what this article is about... if you can't, then I pity you.
Comparing real life to EarthBound is not really a challenge. After all, we have a mayor right? Look at Mayor Pirkle. He is an one big inept* mayor, and did a good job of it. Which is similar to my premier, "Glen Clark". Quite idiotic, I assure you. Mayors often take the credit for which they didn't do, like busting a bunch of criminals hiding in a certain city, help the people that are NEEDY, or stop the local ruffians in the arcade. But you get the idea. Of course, there is only one mayor in the game, Mayor Pirkle. Maybe he is a premier like Glen Clark or a president like Bill Clinton. (Which is from two different country). Then again, they are also similar to real Mayors being concerned whether they will be Mayor again after the re-election. They love to lie like Mayor Pirkle about stopping the local ruffians in the arcade, when Ness was the one who did the work. That's about wrap it up for Mayors.
Now, how about those Managers at the theaters? They seem like cars salesmen, or cars saleswomen, alway lying through their teeth, pulling the wool over people's eyes, making contract that has a super small fine print concerning the payment or whatever. The managers has a special place for something special in thier heart or brain for that matter. The special something is... you guess it, money. Same with cars salesmen/women, only concerned with money. They'll go at any length to rip you off, like "bumping" off prices or telling you that the band will stay for a week. Of course, they seem reasonable people... if you bribe them.
Heh heh heh... who can forget the cost of things? The yo-yo for $219? Maybe that doesn't relate to real life. Remember, there are some store selling worthless things for over $100, like a Furby. Worthless, but expensive...
School, who can forget that? Ness is not in school while he was out saving the world... maybe that doesn't connect with the real world... but skipping school for some reason wouldn't be good. If you skipped school just to save the world, the teachers wouldn't care less if you had to save the universe. What about homework? Ness' mom said that she was doing his homework for him. Students have a way of conning thier parents into "helping" them. Ness' reason? Saving the world, of course. She would do it even though Ness was saving the world by playing a game. It happens.
Well, that about wrap it up. See you next time in part two. Hate-mails, flame mails, insults will be accept by my friend Tiny** with the metallic baseball bat over there. Complients, thoughts, disaggrement, debates, facts, correction, or proposal*** will be accepted by me.
Until then, watch for the Runaway Dogs... you'll never know if they bite you or not.
* = incompent, idiotic, moronic, and there is a picture of Pokey next to the defintion...
** = not really, I'm going to read it anyway so I can have my self-esteem shatter to pieces.
*** = not really.
