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firej7 How exactly did Duster get that limp?
Here I'll explain a possible explanation to the limp of Duster.
10/22/11 0.00
DruidMettool The Abscence of Medicine
how Duster's coped with his limp through birth.
10/19/11 0.00
EnnuiKing Coconut Casualty
Submission for the Theories topic “How exactly did Duster get that limp?”
10/19/11 0.00
islalader My Theories on how duster got his limp
what I think really is the cause of the limp
10/19/11 0.00
RedSnake How Duster got that limp?
We take a look at the main character of Mother 3 who can't use PSI and is not a dog, and try to explain why he is crippled.
10/19/11 0.00
Claremonster how did duster get his limp by clare age 9
how he got it
10/19/11 0.00
Ostricho Duster's Limp Theory
My idea of how Duster got that limp of his.
10/25/11 0.00
vgamer164 Who is Liar X. Aggerate, where did he come from, and how did he come to live on that hill above Onett?
Theory!
11/1/11 0.00
lucario99 Lier X. Agerate
The Lier X. Agerate theory.
10/28/11 0.00
firej7 Liar X. Aggerate...or is he?
Resurecting the questions left to die in the ashes, Pheen-X becomes theorists that rises the ashes in a gloryfilled flame. This week, Liar X. Aggerate...or is he?
10/26/11 0.00
Stardood How DCMC came together
My theory on how they formed.
11/6/11 0.00
firej7 DCMC Formation Theory
This theory took a lot of thought...and a help from an old friend of mine.
11/2/11 0.00
Claremonster dcmc origins
the dcmc theory i had once
11/2/11 0.00
fed306 Ness' Dad = Itoi
Conspiracy theory? Sorta...
11/15/11 0.00
sithmaster96 Ness's Dad's Job's Description('s)
The REAL truth, as of June 10, 2011.
11/12/11 0.00
Ants The employment of Ness's father
The employment of Ness's father - theorys
11/11/11 0.00
firej7 Ness's Fathers "Job"
Ever curious where Ness's dad works, and how he's able to transfer it to Ness's ATM arccount, well, Pheen-X tries to explain it all.
11/10/11 0.00
PKJovis Dad's Theory
Ness is half-canadian
11/9/11 0.00
EnnuiKing Theory for the week of November 9th-16th, 2011
Ness's Father: Gambler, Slot Brother, and Hot Dog Vendor
11/9/11 0.00
Captain Bozo Monkeys in the Dessert
Description
11/17/11 0.00
onakagapekopekodesu Monkeys in the Desert
My theory on why there are monkeys in the desert in Mother and Mother 2.
11/16/11 0.00
Tobio What pokey did in between Mother 2 and 3
My idea of how Pokey kills time before attacking Lucas's world.
11/28/11 0.00
firej7 Pokey...that Monster!
Ever wondered what Pokey did during Mother 2 to Mother 3...well, no one said it was friendly
11/26/11 0.00
Amstrauz How Pokey Arrived at the Nowhere Islands
A theory on Pokey's choices before arriving at the Nowhere Islands.
11/24/11 0.00
Ostricho My Theory
This is what I think Porky did between the events of Earthbound and Mother 3.
11/24/11 0.00
vid What holidays do the people in Tazmily celebrate?
History is Remembered
12/6/11 0.00
firej7 Tazmi-holi-days
Ah Tazmilly village, so peaceful, so loving, so...celebratory.
12/5/11 0.00
firej7 What are Starmen?
Ah Starmen, a highly popular enemy in the game of Earthboun...though not much is said about them. Would you believe, that we see more of them than what is to be believed?
12/12/11 0.00
Faolan Men of Stars
A theory of these mysterious beings.
12/8/11 0.00
nightshade Starman Theory
Response to the theory topic of the week of November 7 - December 14, 2011
12/8/11 0.00
firej7 The Gifted Gift Man
Most know (sorta) who the Gift Man is, flying from the moon with in his kangaroo guided bathtub. But, what's his story, and how did he come to be The Gift Man. All I can say, is let's give this a shot.
12/18/11 0.00
firej7 How the Underworld got lost.
There's a hole in the bottom of the ground, and it takes getting lost to a new definition.
1/4/12 0.00
Demolitionizer Lost Underworld Theory
Hollow Earth
12/30/11 0.00
Rabid Dog Lost Underworld
From the forums 2
12/29/11 0.00
Mr. Palazzo Lost Underworld
From the forums
12/29/11 0.00
Rabid Dog What is the Lost Underworld? Why is it filled with dinosaurs, and how was it formed?
The Foursidian Archeological Society presents an article on the discovery of the "Lost Underworld". (By: Rabid Dog)
12/28/11 0.00
AtomHeartMother The Lost Underwater Underworld
Why the Lost Underworld has talking rocks, healing geysers, and more.
12/28/11 0.00
sithmaster96 The Lost Underworld
From esplanade to wasteland, the truth is revealed.
12/28/11 0.00
Absoltastic What is the Lost Underworld? Why is it filled with dinosaurs, and how was it formed?
What is the Lost Underworld? Why is it filled with dinosaurs, and how was it formed? (redundancy is one of my favorite things, so I reposted the theory topic)
12/27/11 0.00
Claremonster Theories - The Lost Underworld
Second attempt by Claremonster
12/27/11 0.00
Claremonster theories - dinos
okay im gonna level with the people here. watch out.
12/27/11 0.00
firej7 Magicant...S?
Every dream of a grand land all your own? Of course you have, but you have been known to have strange dreams, that is...unless that land was Magicant.
1/9/12 0.00
Miles of SmashWiki Magicant Theory
From Miles of SmashWiki
1/8/12 0.00
onakagapekopekodesu Theory of the Two Magicant's
My theory on the link between Mother Magicant and Mother 2 Magicant.
1/4/12 0.00
Absoltastic Magicant Theory
Magicant. There is a place in both Mother 1 and 2 called Magicant, but are they the same place? Or the same manner of place? Or, is there something much more? What is the link between these two locales, and what is the nature of their existance?
1/4/12 0.00
AmateurGamer A Collection of Thoughts and Theories Surronding Magicant
This is my interpretation of the mysterious "Magicant" that appears in Mother 1 and 2. I try to point out some similarities between Ness' and Maria's Magicant, along with some added insight of my own.
1/1/12 0.00
firej7 Mr. Saturn of times
BoInG, ZoOm, dAkOtA, quite possibly the most popular character of ANY game, Mr. Saturn. So, we even see them in the future, but are they related?
1/17/12 0.00
Absoltastic Saturn's Secret


How are the Mr. Saturn in Mother 2 related to the ones in Mother 3?
1/16/12 0.00
Ostricho Mr. Saturn Theory
My theory of the connection of the two villages of Mr. Saturns
1/16/12 0.00
firej7 Coming to a Store Before You
The Scarabians vs. Giygas? You're kidding ri-OHH, I get the confusion.
1/22/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory: What are the hieroglyphs about?
A look at dem craaaaaaaazy aliens.
1/18/12 0.00
AmateurGamer Scaraba Pyramid Theory
A theory explaining the hieroglyphs about the ancient people of Scaaraba and their first encounter with Giegue's race.
1/25/12 0.00
firej7 Chillin with the Chiller
We'll be comin round the moutain when we come! My butt will freeze onto this fridge when we come! I think I'm sitting on the chiller, man this wind chill is a killer, but we're riding on a fridger when we come!
1/31/12 0.00
Ants How that Darn fridge got on that mountain top
Chances are no one will ever see this
1/30/12 0.00
AmateurGamer Refrigerator Theory
Theory from AmateurGamer
1/29/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory: Why was the refrigerator there?
The Dr. Seuss version.
1/25/12 0.00
PK DNKX! The legend of the great dragon and the thirst for power.
How the Osohe castle searched for the legend of the dragon.
2/5/12 0.00
Mutoh Osohe Theory
Theory from Mutoh
2/2/12 0.00
PSI Starstorm OMEGA Osohe Theory
Theory from PSI Starstorm OMEGA
2/2/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Osohe Castle: A backstory
Osohe Castle! Ghost mystery solved~!
2/1/12 0.00
Ants Magnet hill Origins
hey babe
2/15/12 0.00
firej7 One Attractive Hill
Talking to museum workers, traveling through the sewers, fighting rats, roaches and trash, and taking on the doom plauge itself. All leading up to Magnent Hill. Yet, isn't it strange how a huge hunk of pointy metal makes into a sanctuary? Well, leave it to Pheen-X to come up with the answer!
2/14/12 0.00
PSI Starstorm OMEGA Magnet Hill Theory
Theory by PSI Starstorm Omega
2/12/12 0.00
AmateurGamer Magnet Hill Theory
A theory on the history of Magnet Hill, the fifth "Your Sanctuary Location in EB.
2/9/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory: Magnet Hill
A civilization cannot prosper without fish feed.
2/9/12 0.00
SaturnStorm Magnet Hill -- The Sanctuaries
This week's theory, here's my answer
2/9/12 0.00
AtomHeartMother Magnet Hill
How does it work?
2/8/12 0.00
PSI Starstorm OMEGA Shambler Theory
Shambler Theory by PSI Starstorm OMEGA
2/22/12 0.00
firej7 Deep in the Wool
There are many enemies in the world of Earthbound, each having an interesting story towards them. Since things are finally starting to chill down, Pheen-X is goin to take on the Wooly Shambler.
2/20/12 0.00
ClassicGamingGuy The Wooly Shambler
What they could actually be.
2/18/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory: Wooly Shambler
A story of mythical, Matryoshka doll-like creatures, and an optometry appointment.
2/15/12 0.00
AmateurGamer Magypsy/Nowhere Island Theory
Very late, I know!

This theory explains the possible backgrounds of the Magypsies and the Nowhere Islands, and the Dark Dragon
2/28/12 0.00
Arfy The True Nature of the Magypsies
this is a theory just for bozo
2/27/12 0.00
J_Spade Theory– Starman Super & Sword of Kings
Weekly theory contest
Week: February 29 - March 6, 2012:
3/7/12 0.00
METC Sword of Kings?
a theory about why the starman super has the sword of kings
3/7/12 0.00
AmateurGamer Sword of King/Dalaam Theories
This is a theory suggesting the troubled past of one of my favorite EarthBound characters. Hope you like it!
3/5/12 0.00
Ants Starman Super SoK theory
Starman Super SoK theory from Ants
3/1/12 0.00
iamohjay Sword of Kings Theory
It's exactly what it sounds like.
2/29/12 0.00
Green Chicken Theories - Struttin Mushroom
How the walking mushroom got its legs.
3/11/12 0.00
PastorOfMuppets Why can the Struttin' Evil Mushroom... well, strut?
An off-the-top-of-my-head theory for the mobility of Earthbound's swagginest fungus.
3/10/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory:Walking Mushrooms
I swear, this is probably the reason the theories Octopus changed into Nannerpus. Bozo, what the heck did you feed that thing...?

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM. MUSHROOM.
3/9/12 0.00
zoinksation He Struts BECAUSE...
My theory addressing the origins of the Struttin' Evil Mushroom.
3/8/12 0.00
TheDisturber Struttin Mushroom Theory
Mushroom theory by TheDisturber

3/8/12 0.00
Artemis251 Theory: Struttin' Shrooms
Theory Prompt for 08 Mar 2012: Why do Struttin' Evil Mushrooms strut?
3/8/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory:Frankystein2
Hmmm... I hope I am not too late.
3/21/12 0.00
Stardood Frankie's Robo
The theory of the Frankystien III
3/20/12 0.00
AmateurGamer Frankystein Theory
A somewhat far-fatched theory concerning the history of Frankystein and Frank's purpose for inventing it...
3/20/12 0.00
firej7 Franky Tanky
Our first real big enemy, the Frankystein Mk.II. Yet, doesn't it seem kinda...weird how a gang boss has a giant, mecha-tank on his side? Well, PheenX and Amp are here to delve in and see what makes both Franky and his mech tick.
3/20/12 0.00
Rabid Dog Frank's Brainchild
In this intriguing installment of "How They Became Mini-Bosses" we unmask the truth behind local street gang leader Frank Fly.
3/18/12 0.00
Artemis251 Frank's Robot
Theory for 15 Mar 2012: How did the gang leader Frank make his robot, Frankystein Mark II, and for what purpose?
3/15/12 0.00
megameleeplus Theory
How did the gang leader Frank make his robot, Frankystein Mark II, and for what purpose?
3/14/12 0.00
zoinksation Franky the robot
My submission for theory of the week.
3/14/12 0.00
GrandOlClaus Frankystein Theory
Frankeystein Theory by GrandOlClaus
3/14/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory: Magicant and Flying Man
Running a bit late, here...

Now I want some chicken :(
3/27/12 0.00
AmateurGamer Flying Man Theory
This is a theory about the Flying Men from Mother 1 and 2.
3/26/12 0.00
PKPetalLove Flying Man Theory
Flying Man Theory from PKPetalLove
3/28/12 0.00
AmateurGamer The Truth Behind Onett's Political System
So you thought Strong and his squad attacked Ness to test his strength? Think again.
4/2/12 0.00
biehlza Police Theory
Police Theory from biehlza
4/2/12 0.00
Landyn The onett police force.
Why they tried to take down Ness.
4/1/12 0.00
PKMechaMinawa Police Theory
Onett Police Theory by PKMechaMinawa.
3/29/12 0.00
Rhyselinn Police Theory
Onett Police Theory by Rhyselinn.
3/29/12 0.00
Ostricho Cops Beat Up Ness- Theory
A wacky theory.
3/29/12 0.00
NorthofOnett Theory - You can never trust a mayor
For this week's theory contest: "Why did the Onett Police Force try to brutally take down Ness? He's a 12 year old kid! That's pretty messed up! What could possibly be the reason behind this?"
3/28/12 0.00
Aangie THEORY: Influences of Giygas; or Lazy Arrogant Cops?
Why DID the Onett Police Force attack Ness? The truth is; to quote Buzz Buzz, is that every kind being was under the spreading influence of Giygas. Or... were they?
3/28/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory: The Runaway Five
See, it's like L.A. Noire, except it's a load of bull, and you're gonna hate me at the end.
4/11/12 0.00
AmateurGamer Runaway Five Theory
The true faces behind those nice shades... (P.S., re-submitting because I made a very confusing typo!)
4/11/12 0.00
Joker89 Runaway Five-The Beginnings
This Week's Topic:

How did the Runaway Five get together? Were they friends in school? Or is their story much more interesting?
4/10/12 0.00
Rabid Dog Runaway Five Theory
Runaway Five theory by Rabid Dog
4/6/12 0.00
Ostricho Runaway Five Theory
Theory about the Runaway Five.
4/5/12 0.00
qpringle1 Runaway Five Theory
qpringle1
4/11/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory: Stonehenge Base and the Star-businessmen.
Explains the Starman's origins, and Buzz Buzz's plot for world domination.
4/23/12 0.00
AmateurGamer Stonehenge Base theory
You kids don't look very bright. Let me share some information with you.
4/17/12 0.00
Ostricho Theory 4/13
A theory on Stonehenge.
4/13/12 0.00
PKSkyler Stonehenge Base
Stonehenge base was constructed as a center of operations for Gieuge's race during prehistoric times.
4/12/12 0.00
Ostricho Theory
My theory for 4/30
4/30/12 0.00
AmateurGamer EarthBound 2 Building Theory
How it all really went down... (This theory is extra funny if you know who Dan Owsen is!)
4/28/12 0.00
NorthofOnett Theory - What happened in the Mother 3 building of Fourside
Why Mother 3 really got delayed...
4/25/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory:Shigesato Itoi's Planning Meeting
The incredible final chapter in Itoi's 2-book memoir. Itoi and his wife, Kanako "Hottie Buns" Higuchi finally begin their steps toward happiness.

This theory has to be true; it was written by Itoi himself!
4/26/12 0.00
AmateurGamer PSI: The Theory of Relativity
A silly little story to describe what it might be like if Ness's Mom had PSI, and how she would discover her powers!
5/16/12 0.00
mrstaplez (Comic Ridiculousness) Hereditary PSI Theory Submission
Learn of the orgin, manifestations, and true story behind PSI.
5/3/12 0.00
ilikepie21k 3 Years of Hell
A possible theory of how Andonuts worked for Porky during Mother 3
6/10/12 0.00
firej7 The Doctor's Ransom
Andonuts, father of Jeff, and grand scientist for the good. So then, why dare he help the evil Porky? Well, I think there's a good answer to every question.
6/10/12 0.00
biehlza Doc Andonuts Theory
Primarily why the Doc joined Porky in Mother 3
6/11/12 0.00
Ostricho Andonut's Breathtakingly Stupid Adventure
Dr. Andonuts and Big Foot go on a wonderfully dumb journey.
6/13/12 0.00
MrNameless Magic Cake - Its Composition and Effects
An examination of Magic Cake - just what is it?
6/19/12 0.00
Ostricho THeory
Another "magical" theory
6/24/12 0.00
AmateurGamer Slot Machine Theory
The sad history of the Slot Machine Brothers...
7/11/12 0.00
Ostricho The Sad Tale of the Slot Brothers
This covers the prompt, and goes a little further. I decided to take a more serious approach to the theories contest this week to see how it went.
7/2/12 0.00
Ostricho Dalaam Theory
Ostricho's return to the Theories section... let's see how it goes!
5/26/12 0.00
Absoltastic Dalaam Theory


Where is Dalaam in respect to the rest of the world, and how is it kept afloat in the sky?
5/24/12 0.00
Ostricho Gone to Crap
I'm going to be away, so I'm not going to how this will turn out in the contest...
I hate suspense...
7/16/12 0.00
Shadow542 The Restrooms of Onett
A theory about the restroms in Earthbound!
7/13/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory: Orange Kid
A documentary of an important member of modern society.
8/14/12 0.00
AmateurGamer Apple and Orange Kid Theory
A breath-taking tale of woe, envy, betrayal, and money lust... Hey, at least there's no romance!
7/30/12 0.00
Ostricho Classroom Blues
Plunkin' this one out on my 3DS, at Green Bay
7/25/12 0.00
Gabriel Rodriguez Theory
Who really are the Apple and Orange Kid? Are they related somehow? The two seem to be rival inventors, but how did they get there?
7/21/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory: Presents
"Gimme them presents! AAAAH!" -Ridley
9/10/12 0.00
CerealQueen Items are Gold
Giygas gave items to his minions because he wished to see them all die.
9/7/12 0.00
CaptnOctibbles Why do the various bad guys in the series have presents anyway? That seems kinda silly to me, for a crow to have a cookie, or for a mouse to have a bomb. Where did they get these?
Why do the various bad guys in the series have presents anyway? That seems kinda silly to me, for a crow to have a cookie, or for a mouse to have a bomb. Where did they get these?
9/5/12 0.00
Emily The Power of Literature
An theory explaining the propensity of various creatures to carry unusual gifts.
9/5/12 0.00
firej7 The Gift of Enemies
Present, Present, everyone loves a present, even your enemies. Yet still seems kinda unusual how they carry them around in battle. Seems another theory for The Pheen-X to solve.
8/30/12 0.00
PSI Dreamer Starmen= Starmen
A crazy story
9/20/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory: Starmen.net's creation
I hear they also joined the SuperFriends and began using repeated frames of animation.
9/18/12 0.00
firej7 Tessie, to see see
The sight of the sea, and the large purple creature eminating from it. That creature is Tessie, and this is her story.
9/28/12 0.00
PlaugeRatofDOOM Who is negative man?
My first theory.
10/2/12 0.00
CerealQueen The Story of Negative Man
The explanation of his sorrow.
10/2/12 0.00
firej7 The NegaMystery
He's down on himself. He's always sorry. He does 1HP of damage. It, Is, Negative Man.
10/3/12 0.00
3TripDDD Magicant: The Prequel
A therory on what Magicant is and how it is created.
10/24/12 0.00
mrsaturnrocks52 Negative man the weirdest opponent ever
What is wrong with this guy
11/19/12 0.00
broomweed How did Brick Road/Dungeon Man come across the items and vehicles in his collection?
Wow this came out a lot longer than I expected, sorry.
6/19/13 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory
A philosophical insight into Brickroad's psyche
6/19/13 0.00
TheLonechallenger The Adventures of Brick Road
Brick Road is a man of mystery. There are hints to his past which are given and using these hints, it's possible to make an educated guess about Brick Road's past.
6/20/13 0.00
Lena Bena How did Brick Road/Dungeon Man come across the items and vehicles in his collection?
This is my submission for the latest theory prompt.
6/23/13 0.00
TheLonechallenger How did all of the gift boxes get scattered all over the world?
An incredibly confusing theory on how all the present boxes got scattered throughout the world. By TheLonechallenger
6/30/13 0.00
CerealQueen Theory
The truth regarding the gift boxes orgins.
6/28/13 0.00
Ostricho Tessie Theory 2/10/14
A theory on why Tessie never revealed herself to the researchers alone...
2/10/14 0.00
JoseD1397 TotW
Tessie seems friendly; why doesn't she show up when the researchers are watching?
2/10/14 0.00
gooieooie Theory
My theory for the Tessie thing.
2/10/14 0.00
Mystical_Chocolate Theory of the Week
My theory for the theory of the week.
2/10/14 0.00
Drew Diesel Tessie Theory
She may be Friendly but is she scared?
2/12/14 0.00
Laevateinn Theory: Summoning Tessie
Why didn't she show up until Jeff and Bubble Monkey arrived?
2/12/14 0.00
Rabid Dog Tessie: Youtube Sensation?
Rabid Dog's response to this week's theory prompt.
2/12/14 0.00
SwiftWaffles TotW
The Lake Tess Monster, Why You No Show Up?
2/15/14 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Tessie Theory
A report by the incredibly-famous Dr. Andonuts
2/21/14 0.00
CerealQueen Why Tessie Hides Theory
The reasoning as to why Tessie is never seen when the Tessie watchers are about.
2/22/14 0.00
broomweed Why has Tessie never appeared to the researchers?
1,605 words about Tendas and Tessie.
2/23/14 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theories: Sesame Seed
A ballad.
2/24/14 0.00
EBfanatic123 Theory
Question: How did the Black and White Sesame seeds get separated? How did they even meet?
2/24/14 0.00
gooieooie Sesame Seeds Theory
Theory
3/3/14 0.00
TheLopman The Story of the Sesame Seeds
Learn the sad and mysterious back story of the two sesame seeds.
3/4/14 0.00
TheLonechallenger How did the Black and White Sesame seeds get separated? How did they even meet?
No one knows much about the sesame seeds... except for the seeds themselves and one other former resident.
3/8/14 0.00
JesusLovesNess TotW
Why did the Mr. Saturn Float Across the River?
3/23/14 0.00
JoseD1397 Mr. Saturn's Experience in Happy-Happy Village
What is a Mr. Saturn doing all the way in Happy-Happy Village?
3/10/14 0.00
KyleRXZero What is a Mr. Saturn doing all the way in Happy Happy Village?
What is a Mr. Saturn doing all the way in Happy Happy Village?
TOTW Theory of the Week
By KyleRXZero
3/12/14 0.00
JakeMXZero What is a Mr. Saturn doing all the way in Happy Happy Village?
The debt of gratitude...
TOTW Theory of the Week
By JakeMXZero
3/12/14 0.00
Ostricho Mr. Neptune
Under house arrest.
This submission is a bit tame. I want others to get wins now so they too can enjoy the octo-badge.
3/17/14 0.00
TheLonechallenger What is a Mr. Saturn doing all the way in Happy Happy Village?
Maybe preparing for something big...
3/19/14 0.00
gooieooie Theory
Happy Mr. Saturn Boing
3/20/14 0.00
CommentBound That one Mr Saturn
One of the many reasons why there's a Mr Saturn in the Happy Happy Village (The Mr Saturn in the Happy Happy Village will be called MrSaturn, so that we can tell the difference).
3/21/14 0.00
JesusLovesNess TotW
Why did a tribe of monkeys decide to live in caves in the desert, rather than somewhere with trees?
4/5/14 0.00
Ostricho Theory of the Monkeys
A theory involving monkeys.
(I accidentally submitted an incomplete version- please disregard it.)
3/24/14 0.00
JoseD1397 Why did a tribe of monkeys decide to live in caves in the desert, rather than somewhere with trees?
Monkey Mirage
3/29/14 0.00
gooieooie Theory
Monkeys in caves.
4/7/14 0.00
SwiftWaffles The Photo Man (TotW)
He's rather spoooooky.
4/7/14 0.00
gooieooie Photo Man Theory
My theory for the prompt.
4/8/14 0.00
Balestro Who is the Photo Man, anyway? How does he always know where you are? What's he trying to do?
I presume this is my first theory around here. I am eager to see if I can break the winning streak of JesusLoveNess. English is not my first language and I am going to make a big text, so forgive me for any mistakes.
4/13/14 0.00
JesusLovesNess TotW
Photo Man
4/20/14 0.00
Ostricho The Photo Man
What's the deal with the Photo Man? Why does he do the things he does?
4/20/14 0.00
Shadow542 The Photographer
Made for the Theory of the Week!
Subject: The Photo Man
A theory by Shadow542
4/20/14 0.00
pigmask455 Photo Man
Just a part of Ness' imagination.
4/29/14 0.00
TheLopman Extraterrestrial
Discover who the Photo Man really is.
5/1/14 0.00
SBaby The Photo Man
A theory on who the Photo Man is, how he knows where Ness and his friends are all the time, and what he is trying to do.
5/2/14 0.00
Emily The Hill That Lies Built
A theory of Liar X. Aggerate and how he came to live on a hill.
11/1/11 8.00
Emily The Death of Osohe
The tale of how a single evil man led to the downfall of a great civilization.
2/3/12 9.00

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