Cymbals Crashing, Boulders Smashing

Fanart It's Wednesday, my dudes! Ahhhh, yes! There is indeed a fanart update! Could they be making their triumphant return?! Would you be interested in future fanart updates?

Before we get to the update, however, I want to give a big shout-out to TiramisuGrenouille as the newest member of Team Archive and for all their work! We appreciate the help!

The archive password is: ness

To submit fanart, do so here or submit on the forums.

There's a Funfest going on right now, so if you'd like to participate in that for a chance to win forum-based prizes, please check it out! You can find the Funfest topic here.
FANART | READ COMMENTS (0) 2020.10.28 @ 17:46 CDT by CerealQueen

Oops! An Update?

Fanfiction How did I end up on the front page? Well, I suppose it doesn't matter, but while I'm here, would anyone be interested in a fanfic update?

The archive password is: ness

Why not join in and submit something of your own? If you'd like to submit a fanfic, please do so here or submit on the forums!
FANFICTION | READ COMMENTS (0) 2020.10.26 @ 16:15 CDT by CerealQueen

When I was just a baby, my Mother told me...


STARMEN.NET | READ COMMENTS (35) 2020.10.13 @ 19:16 CDT by vid

New site - Mother Forever


Good day to all in the Mother/EarthBound community!

A new site has recently cropped up, dedicated to Mother-related news! A lot of hard work went into it and it's run by a loving community who all share the same love for our beloved series.

It's called Mother Forever!

Feel free to give the site and its community a visit, they would love to hear from you!

LINKS | READ COMMENTS (8) 2020.03.05 @ 6:21 CST by MariettaRC

2020: Year of the Rat


Come the new decade, as we celebrate the year 2020, we must recognize that it is now looped back around to the year of the rat, or should we say, the Rowdy Mouse! That's right, I bring to you Starmen's EarthBound-themed zodiac! It's based on the Chinese Zodiac where a different animal represents each year and this year happens to be year of the dog. If you want to see which EarthBound animal represents you, just take a look here!
I hope all of you wonderful rats have a joyous year!

So I dare ask, which animal are you?
STARMEN.NET | READ COMMENTS (3) 2020.01.25 @ 17:57 CST by CerealQueen

In the year 202X, all is devastation...


STARMEN.NET | READ COMMENTS (24) 2020.01.01 @ 0:09 CST by vid

'Tis the Season! Happy EB No Matsuri Eve!

Winter is upon us and finally, after a long exhausting year, so is the holiday we have all been waiting for...
Our dearly beloved and wonderful holiday is now! EB No Matsuri! Rejoice and prepare for the occasion!

Huh? What's that? You don't know what's going on? If you are perhaps new to the site or missed it in year's past, you can find the whole epic tale here!
Run to the store, prepare your tofu, leave a means for the Gift Man to enter your home, and prepare yourself! If you've been bad this year, kiss that pretty face of yours goodbye!

Post any fanworks about EB No Matsuri below!If you want to celebrate this beloved holiday and want to draw up a quick sketch of flesh-eating virii, write a brief story about a run-in with the Annual Gift Man, or really anything, feel free! We'll share them in future updates! While not everything has been updated, you can find other fanworks for the holiday here on the archive!

Like every year, celebrating this silly holiday with others in the community is my favorite job and that's no different this year! Let's have a fun night and kiss the end of the year goodbye this with timeless tradition. When the morning sun comes creeps into the sky tomorrow, let us know how your holiday went. Happy EB No Matsuri, everyone!
EVENTS | READ COMMENTS (1) 2019.12.19 @ 16:42 CST by CerealQueen

New Badge Guide! 2019 Edition!

Site Info Hey, Starmen! Do you know what's been updated? It's the....

That's right, the Badge Guide is back, up-to-date, and chock-full of info! In addition, we also have a Avatar and Rank Guide you can view, too! Come on by, join the ranks of Patrick, and learn more about those silly images under all those usernames! If you'd like more information on that, please go ahead and check out the thread!
SITE INFO | READ COMMENTS (1) 2019.12.05 @ 13:17 CST by CerealQueen

Pogs Sighted!


Recently, a set of the elusive EarthBound pog set was spotted on eBay. As we're approaching 2020, this certainly is a throwback. These collectibles don't come up on auction site very often and apparently, many places list it among the top ten rarest pog series. This auction seems to include all the pogs, but is missing the original cardboard backing, but if this looks interesting to you, why not check out the auction? You can find it here. The auction is set to end on Saturday, so if you want to snag this, be sure to do it before then!

A big thank you to PSI Ribbit a for the head's up and info.

Would you guys be interested in seeing more auction and merch news coming from us? Be sure to let us know in the comments!
MERCHANDISE | READ COMMENTS (3) 2019.12.04 @ 12:11 CST by CerealQueen

Music Makes Me Lose Control

Fan Music

Good evening! Happy Black Friday! Find any good deals today? Let's relax after this holiday and chill with some delightful music made by fans for fans.

The archive password is: ness

Have anything to submit? Remixes, covers, sheet music, and inspired music is all acceptable! Just leave us a link to your piece and we'll feature it in the upcoming weeks! If you have any questions/concerns, just let us know; we won't bite!

Fan Music will update every other Friday, submissions depending. Submit your fan music today!
FAN MUSIC | READ COMMENTS (0) 2019.11.29 @ 17:22 CST by CerealQueen

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