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I Have Nothing but My Bike and Red Hat

Fanfiction It is I, the one of only ruler of all things cereal, back at the helm to offer my gracious site-goers a brand new, but not as shiny as I would like, fanfic update! Just knowing that people pour so much time and effort into fanworks just makes it all the sweeter, don't you think?

Heads up, we're pretty backtracked on submissions, so it might take a little while to get to recent submissions, but rest assured, they will show up on the front page sooner or later, so please have a bit of patience if you have yet to see your submission!

Thank you and let's get to it!



The archive password is: NOTHING! We've gotten rid of the old password system, so there is no need to worry about that in the future!

Why not join in and submit something of your own? If you'd like to submit a fanfic, please do so here or submit on the forums!
FANFICTION | READ COMMENTS (4) 2021.01.25 @ 14:16 CST by CerealQueen

'Twas the Eve of EB No Matsuri...

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My beloved friends and fellow forum goers, welcome to the most jolly and fear-inviting time of the year. I am your host for this evening and allow me to invite you to a wonderful celebration of Starmen.Net's favorite annual holiday, EB No Matsuri.
You may want to schedule a trip to the dentist and have your phone charged in case you need to dial for an emergency, as the Annual Gift Man will soon be upon us!



Surely, you've heard of this wonderous holiday? Passed upon on forum fathers, this tale is as old as time (or old enough, really.) If you don't know what the heck I'm talking about, you can find the whole epic tale here!
You best rush to complete the ritual, erk... I mean holiday traditions! Hurry, prepare the tofu, unlock your door for strangers, and prepare to be utterly amazed with a new copy of EarthBound (which are hopefully legitimate) or to have a face that's holier than the night! Regardless, it will be a night to remember!

As always, post any fanworks about EB No Matsuri below! If you have any fanart, writings, anything of the sort to share, we would love to see them and you better believe we'll post them here on the front page for all to see! While not everything has been updated, you can find other fanworks for the holiday here on the archive!

This will always be my absolute favorite update to make and if you will have me, I'll continue to update everyone with a reminder to celebrate, even a decade later. I hope each and every single one of you has a wonderful evening and holiday season.

Happy EB No Matsuri, Starmen!
EVENTS | READ COMMENTS (20) 2020.12.19 @ 16:54 CST by CerealQueen

WHAMAGEDDON 2020

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart...



Welcome to the ultimate survival game, WHAMAGEDDON. For the first time ever on Starmen.Net! Since I am posting this on the morning of December 1st, I'm granting all players immunity for the first forty-eight hours, just to make sure folks have time to reveal themselves and familiarize themselves with the rules.
STARMEN.NET | READ COMMENTS (182) 2020.12.01 @ 2:30 CST by vid

Cymbals Crashing, Boulders Smashing

Fanart It's Wednesday, my dudes! Ahhhh, yes! There is indeed a fanart update! Could they be making their triumphant return?! Would you be interested in future fanart updates?

Before we get to the update, however, I want to give a big shout-out to TiramisuGrenouille as the newest member of Team Archive and for all their work! We appreciate the help!






The archive password is: ness

To submit fanart, do so here or submit on the forums.

There's a Funfest going on right now, so if you'd like to participate in that for a chance to win forum-based prizes, please check it out! You can find the Funfest topic here.
FANART | READ COMMENTS (0) 2020.10.28 @ 17:46 CDT by CerealQueen

Oops! An Update?

Fanfiction How did I end up on the front page? Well, I suppose it doesn't matter, but while I'm here, would anyone be interested in a fanfic update?



The archive password is: ness

Why not join in and submit something of your own? If you'd like to submit a fanfic, please do so here or submit on the forums!
FANFICTION | READ COMMENTS (0) 2020.10.26 @ 16:15 CDT by CerealQueen

When I was just a baby, my Mother told me...

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STARMEN.NET | READ COMMENTS (35) 2020.10.13 @ 19:16 CDT by vid

New site - Mother Forever

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Good day to all in the Mother/EarthBound community!

A new site has recently cropped up, dedicated to Mother-related news! A lot of hard work went into it and it's run by a loving community who all share the same love for our beloved series.

It's called Mother Forever!

Feel free to give the site and its community a visit, they would love to hear from you!

LINKS | READ COMMENTS (8) 2020.03.05 @ 6:21 CST by MariettaRC

2020: Year of the Rat

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Come the new decade, as we celebrate the year 2020, we must recognize that it is now looped back around to the year of the rat, or should we say, the Rowdy Mouse! That's right, I bring to you Starmen's EarthBound-themed zodiac! It's based on the Chinese Zodiac where a different animal represents each year and this year happens to be year of the dog. If you want to see which EarthBound animal represents you, just take a look here!
I hope all of you wonderful rats have a joyous year!

So I dare ask, which animal are you?
STARMEN.NET | READ COMMENTS (3) 2020.01.25 @ 17:57 CST by CerealQueen

In the year 202X, all is devastation...

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STARMEN.NET | READ COMMENTS (24) 2020.01.01 @ 0:09 CST by vid

'Tis the Season! Happy EB No Matsuri Eve!

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Winter is upon us and finally, after a long exhausting year, so is the holiday we have all been waiting for...
Our dearly beloved and wonderful holiday is now! EB No Matsuri! Rejoice and prepare for the occasion!



Huh? What's that? You don't know what's going on? If you are perhaps new to the site or missed it in year's past, you can find the whole epic tale here!
Run to the store, prepare your tofu, leave a means for the Gift Man to enter your home, and prepare yourself! If you've been bad this year, kiss that pretty face of yours goodbye!

Post any fanworks about EB No Matsuri below!If you want to celebrate this beloved holiday and want to draw up a quick sketch of flesh-eating virii, write a brief story about a run-in with the Annual Gift Man, or really anything, feel free! We'll share them in future updates! While not everything has been updated, you can find other fanworks for the holiday here on the archive!

Like every year, celebrating this silly holiday with others in the community is my favorite job and that's no different this year! Let's have a fun night and kiss the end of the year goodbye this with timeless tradition. When the morning sun comes creeps into the sky tomorrow, let us know how your holiday went. Happy EB No Matsuri, everyone!
EVENTS | READ COMMENTS (1) 2019.12.19 @ 16:42 CST by CerealQueen

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