Theory: Starmen.net's creation
In a world, where cars explode and people walk away from them without even looking back...
One man did look back. Adjusting his sunglasses, he shook his head in disgust. "I'm Reid Young, and I will eat your babies," he said. And with this clever one-liner and a tip of his hat, the man got on his cool tricycle--pink in coloration--he rode off into the sunset.
Moments later, Reid's superhuman powers detected anagrams in the distance, and a woman screamed... Removing his vest, Reid was suddenly unrecognizable by the naked eye--reidman, the greatest superhero, was there to save the day. This masked vigilante was the only one who could defeat the anagrams. Sound waves reverberated throughout the city.
"I have returned," Doctor Anagram proclaimed proudly. "Well, well, well... reidman!? Good, you can meet your demise. You'll live in a land of pure evil! Nuhahahahaha! Get it!? Live!? EVIL!? It's funny! " "Doctor Anagram, stop that dull buzz," yelled reidman triumphantly. He looked at the woman in the cage. "You fiend! Free her," he demanded. "Would you like to hear an anagram of 'no?'," Doctor Anagram said as he pushed the on button on his remote, and the woman's cage began lowering towards a TV with infomercials. And also lava.
reidman had no choice. Calling demonic powers, reidman summoned his vegetable sidekick, Potato! He then mashed him and made potato salad and ate it and it was delicious. Suddenly a fruit appeared. He introduced himself as Tomato. "Throw me at Doctor Anagram," he demanded. "Isn't that dangerous?" reidman replied. "No--no, it'll be great. This'll be the footage we put in our movie trailer--it'll be so cool with dramatic music as you tell me it's too dangerous and I'll get all the ladies and it'll be fantastic."
reidman hurled Tomato at the Doctor. He needed to think fast, or the woman would meet lava, or worse, infomercials... Blinded by the tomato, reidman took his chance. "Doctor, do you know an anagram for Punch-In-The-Face?" reidman taunted. "Because I don't!" WHAM!!! The Doctor was knocked unconscious, and reidman pushed the button, sparing the girl from the infomercials. "Thank you, reidman..." She kissed her two heroes on the cheek.
The evil doctor was thrown in jail, not executed because he totally won't escape in a future episode. Tomato approached reidman. "There's a lot of evil in this world, and we need a super team to stop it." And thus, the Starmen were formed. With their ultra-super powers, reidman, Tomato, and some other people, have dedicated their lives to saving woman and defeating forces of evil. Also they made a cult or something.
In a world, where cars explode and people walk away from them without even looking back...
One man did look back. Adjusting his sunglasses, he shook his head in disgust. "I'm Reid Young, and I will eat your babies," he said. And with this clever one-liner and a tip of his hat, the man got on his cool tricycle--pink in coloration--he rode off into the sunset.
Moments later, Reid's superhuman powers detected anagrams in the distance, and a woman screamed... Removing his vest, Reid was suddenly unrecognizable by the naked eye--reidman, the greatest superhero, was there to save the day. This masked vigilante was the only one who could defeat the anagrams. Sound waves reverberated throughout the city.
"I have returned," Doctor Anagram proclaimed proudly. "Well, well, well... reidman!? Good, you can meet your demise. You'll live in a land of pure evil! Nuhahahahaha! Get it!? Live!? EVIL!? It's funny! " "Doctor Anagram, stop that dull buzz," yelled reidman triumphantly. He looked at the woman in the cage. "You fiend! Free her," he demanded. "Would you like to hear an anagram of 'no?'," Doctor Anagram said as he pushed the on button on his remote, and the woman's cage began lowering towards a TV with infomercials. And also lava.
reidman had no choice. Calling demonic powers, reidman summoned his vegetable sidekick, Potato! He then mashed him and made potato salad and ate it and it was delicious. Suddenly a fruit appeared. He introduced himself as Tomato. "Throw me at Doctor Anagram," he demanded. "Isn't that dangerous?" reidman replied. "No--no, it'll be great. This'll be the footage we put in our movie trailer--it'll be so cool with dramatic music as you tell me it's too dangerous and I'll get all the ladies and it'll be fantastic."
reidman hurled Tomato at the Doctor. He needed to think fast, or the woman would meet lava, or worse, infomercials... Blinded by the tomato, reidman took his chance. "Doctor, do you know an anagram for Punch-In-The-Face?" reidman taunted. "Because I don't!" WHAM!!! The Doctor was knocked unconscious, and reidman pushed the button, sparing the girl from the infomercials. "Thank you, reidman..." She kissed her two heroes on the cheek.
The evil doctor was thrown in jail, not executed because he totally won't escape in a future episode. Tomato approached reidman. "There's a lot of evil in this world, and we need a super team to stop it." And thus, the Starmen were formed. With their ultra-super powers, reidman, Tomato, and some other people, have dedicated their lives to saving woman and defeating forces of evil. Also they made a cult or something.
