Look At Those Prices
Here I go again! I've never seen such high prices in my life! They're worse than New York City! A little ol' ribbon at $89! A banana for $5! A beetle, $8. What is this, a postcard for $2? It must be a REALLY wet towel for $24! Let me just comment that a guy shouldn't be sellin' bombs and bottle rockets to little kids! Eight dollars for a bag of fries.
You could even be creative. Get a thick fry pan, a bottle of DX water, and a fresh egg. (simple household items right?) Pour the water in the pan, drop the egg in there and juice up a little PSI Fire. Right there, you could boil that egg for free instead of buying one for $9. Actually, it would cost you to buy all those items, $408 altogether. It must cost $3 to keep your teeth clean with a toothbrush? And for those sweet, sensitive guys who like to give their girlfriends presents, they'll be savin' their allowances for a while. A fluffy cute teddy bear is $178. By the way, every single condiment is a ripoff.
Although all these prices are astronomical, if I boycotted them, I would not be able to keep my dear friends, Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo alive!
E-mail me high prices that you found and if i get enough, I'll write another sequel.
Here I go again! I've never seen such high prices in my life! They're worse than New York City! A little ol' ribbon at $89! A banana for $5! A beetle, $8. What is this, a postcard for $2? It must be a REALLY wet towel for $24! Let me just comment that a guy shouldn't be sellin' bombs and bottle rockets to little kids! Eight dollars for a bag of fries.
You could even be creative. Get a thick fry pan, a bottle of DX water, and a fresh egg. (simple household items right?) Pour the water in the pan, drop the egg in there and juice up a little PSI Fire. Right there, you could boil that egg for free instead of buying one for $9. Actually, it would cost you to buy all those items, $408 altogether. It must cost $3 to keep your teeth clean with a toothbrush? And for those sweet, sensitive guys who like to give their girlfriends presents, they'll be savin' their allowances for a while. A fluffy cute teddy bear is $178. By the way, every single condiment is a ripoff.
Although all these prices are astronomical, if I boycotted them, I would not be able to keep my dear friends, Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo alive!
E-mail me high prices that you found and if i get enough, I'll write another sequel.
